Condaleeza Rice Gets To Bottom Of Cryptic Beatles Lyrics
US Secretary Of State Condaleeza Rice, on a recent visit to the UK, paid a visit to Blackburn, Lancashire in her bid to decipher cryptic messgaes in Beatles songs. Ms. Rice, who claims to be a Beatles fan, was earlier rebuffed by Sir Paul McCartney when she requested a meeting to determine if, in fact, "the walrus was Paul".
Other stops on Ms. Rice's iternary include Strawberry Fields to determine if , like the Bush Administration foreign policy, "nothing is real", and Penny Lane to determine, if like the NSA, it is truly "in my ears and in my eyes."
Ms. Rice's stop in Blackburn, Lancashire was to determine the meaning of the "four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire" reference in A Day In The Life, and to determine if "the holes were rather small" or large enough to house a terrorist cell.
While in Blackburn, Ms. Rice also stated that the Bush administration made "thousands of tactical errors in Iraq", but then went on to say they were rather small, and hoped no one had to count them all.
11 comments:
Wait... it's April Fools Day, right?
The walrus is actually in an undisclosed location getting gnawed on by Cheney.
And Strawberry Fields are actually places where all the illegal immigrants go to plot the ruination of the American economy while they pick all the berries that Americans are too snooty to pick and so can you blame the farmers?
And we know Lucy was in the sky with diamonds because they prove her man loves her!
This is frightening. We had just finished the following parody of THE BEATLES "Glass Onion" as Condy made her remarks. Here's what we had:
SOCIOPATH:
Based on "Glass Onion"
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by Brandon, Brian, and Kyle
We told you about [the] Iraqi fields
The place you say the killing ain't real
Well here's another lie you can spin
The U.S. will win
Hearing from Scooter McClellan
Tell us why the bombing goes on
Listen to a sociopath
We warned you about impending disaster
You said "don't worry think peace ever after"
Well here's another lie for you friend
The Bush War will end
Listen to the goons on the road trip
Telling us the news ain't all [that] bad
Listen to a sociopath
Civil War is coming on faster
Who gives a damn because George is our master
Living with a sociopath
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Living with a sociopath!
We told you about the hawks on the kill
We tell you folks they're scheming there still
But here's another way to do well
Say "Bush go to Hell"
Never mind the daily explosions
He says the news is all good
Listen to a sociopath
She apparently had her listening devices turned on in order to detect a Googookatchoo . great post
Bush is a real nowhere man,
Sitting in his nowhere land,
making all his nowhere plans for nobody.
Doesn't have a point of view, knows not where he's going to...
Nowhere man please listen...
Nowhere man, the world is at your command....
He's as blind as he can be, just sees what he wants to see...
She's on a Vision Quest, man!
Maybe Andy Card can go join wings...
No mention of the eggman????
Yeah well the only problem is I aint even indian man
Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9.....
Keep up the good work » » »
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