4/01/2006

Condaleeza Rice Gets To Bottom Of Cryptic Beatles Lyrics

US Secretary Of State Condaleeza Rice, on a recent visit to the UK, paid a visit to Blackburn, Lancashire in her bid to decipher cryptic messgaes in Beatles songs. Ms. Rice, who claims to be a Beatles fan, was earlier rebuffed by Sir Paul McCartney when she requested a meeting to determine if, in fact, "the walrus was Paul".
Other stops on Ms. Rice's iternary include Strawberry Fields to determine if , like the Bush Administration foreign policy, "nothing is real", and Penny Lane to determine, if like the NSA, it is truly "in my ears and in my eyes."
Ms. Rice's stop in Blackburn, Lancashire was to determine the meaning of the "four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire" reference in A Day In The Life, and to determine if "the holes were rather small" or large enough to house a terrorist cell.
While in Blackburn, Ms. Rice also stated that the Bush administration made "thousands of tactical errors in Iraq", but then went on to say they were rather small, and hoped no one had to count them all.

11 comments:

Unknown said...

Wait... it's April Fools Day, right?

Anonymous said...

The walrus is actually in an undisclosed location getting gnawed on by Cheney.

And Strawberry Fields are actually places where all the illegal immigrants go to plot the ruination of the American economy while they pick all the berries that Americans are too snooty to pick and so can you blame the farmers?

And we know Lucy was in the sky with diamonds because they prove her man loves her!

BibleBelted said...

This is frightening. We had just finished the following parody of THE BEATLES "Glass Onion" as Condy made her remarks. Here's what we had:


SOCIOPATH:
Based on "Glass Onion"
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by Brandon, Brian, and Kyle


We told you about [the] Iraqi fields

The place you say the killing ain't real

Well here's another lie you can spin

The U.S. will win

Hearing from Scooter McClellan

Tell us why the bombing goes on

Listen to a sociopath


We warned you about impending disaster

You said "don't worry think peace ever after"

Well here's another lie for you friend

The Bush War will end

Listen to the goons on the road trip

Telling us the news ain't all [that] bad

Listen to a sociopath



Civil War is coming on faster

Who gives a damn because George is our master

Living with a sociopath

Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Living with a sociopath!


We told you about the hawks on the kill

We tell you folks they're scheming there still

But here's another way to do well

Say "Bush go to Hell"

Never mind the daily explosions

He says the news is all good

Listen to a sociopath

Yukkione said...

She apparently had her listening devices turned on in order to detect a Googookatchoo . great post

Anonymous said...

Bush is a real nowhere man,
Sitting in his nowhere land,

making all his nowhere plans for nobody.

Doesn't have a point of view, knows not where he's going to...


Nowhere man please listen...

Nowhere man, the world is at your command....

He's as blind as he can be, just sees what he wants to see...

Neil Shakespeare said...

She's on a Vision Quest, man!

Anonymous said...

Maybe Andy Card can go join wings...

Anonymous said...

No mention of the eggman????

Anonymous said...

Yeah well the only problem is I aint even indian man

Anonymous said...

Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9.....

Anonymous said...

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