"Fathers By Force" Form Eight New Chapters in SD

Fathers By Force, a rapist paternity rights advocacy organization, has announced the formation of eight new chapters in South Dakota, in the wake of their much-publicized victory there. "We just want to raise awareness on the issue of rapists' rights." said Alex Braun, an inmate organizer and activist. "They say every child a wanted child. Well, we say every father a wanted father. And apparently, the courts agree with us." Braun expressed concerns about plans for an informal "underground railroad" to help women escape the state. "Hopefully, other states will put the kibosh on that by passing an amendment." Braun's group is also hopeful that the Bush Administration will finally have an incentive to address lax border control. "They can't let these women just leave, after all."
Republican strategists find the idea of an amendment promising for upcoming midterm elections: 'Nothing gets states rights people out in droves on election day like the lure of a constitutional amendment!"