5/15/2006

Immigration Speech

Oh dear leader, we can't wait to hear you serve up some distraction, diversion, and deployment. Because we all know you cared about immigration all these years. Maybe you'll fix it like Social Security.

18 comments:

Brian said...

He sticks with a distraction JUST long enough until he has something else which to distract Americans from. When was the last time he actually FIXED something?

Carrie Oakey said...

I can't wait to hear Our Great Leader speak! From God's lips to his!

Lew Scannon said...

Making people sit through another pointless speech before they can catch the season finale of Prison Break? That's good way to prop your sagging approval ratings.

tp said...

Who knew the National Guard were in charge of border patrol.

Frederick said...

What?! We're in charge of something? Does this mean I have to stop bloggin' for a quick minute?

GraemeAnfinson said...

this is suddenly a problem now. I can't recall him fixing anything

Lily said...

Who needs training anyway? I call this efficiency!

Left of Center said...

well it seems his last speechifacation just served to make conservitives distance themselves more.

Diane S. said...

Don't you find it just a wee bit suspicious that immigration, a problem we've had since time immemorial, has suddenly become the issue of the day.

You don't suppose he's trying to distract us from the war? Oh no! Not our President. He's a decider.

God help us all when he makes a decision.

That Damned Jezebel said...

Distract? Nah!

Hey maybe he'll keep pising off Vicente and then we can go to war with mexico too. Globalize. We need some ass kickin in our own hemisphere.

mikevotes said...

Have you noticed that this administration's solution to everything appears to be "throw money at it?" (except if you're poor, old, or non-white, that is.) That's why his base is turning against him.

He's got the beating up on the weak part right, but just can't seem to stop throwing money around.

Mike

Left of Center said...

They never asked border gaurds what they think should be done at the border. Thay did ask defence contractors. The IRS has hundreds of thosands of records of companies whos employees social security numbers dont match, but there is a law that prevent them from telling law enforcment.

meldonna said...

The only people in America that have ever really had a problem with immigration are the Iroquois, the Chereokee, the Choptaw, the Inuits, the Sioux, the Commanche, the Apache, the Aztecs, the Incas...

You get my point.

If we want to split hairs about native language and who was here first.

sirona said...

So,let's take a lesson from the histories of the native american peoples and NOT be swayed by pretty gifts and fancy talk and simple bullying by an invading faction wanting to take over and supplant the existing culture with their own. I don't care about the 'who was here first' - but I do care that my local police force cannot keep violent criminals from repeating their actions because they cannot act on the lack of-immigration status of said criminal...

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