4/03/2006

Pussiliapath Self Evaluation Tool

Thanks, Dems, for standing up for censure! Its a sad day when REPUBLICANS are writing about abuse of power! (cont)......Now many of us have been so disgusted that we have been reduced to diversion bloggery. Pissed at pussiliency we are- and so we find comfort in such narcissistic pursuits as the Online Test. There are IQ tests, sex tests, personality tests, tests for ADD, tests for anarchists, tests for disease risk factors, tests for pastry anthropomorphicizing,tests for political leanings- and most recently the test going around for EVIL...(some results here)



But what kind of a test can help somebody discover that they might be suffering from pussiliapathology?

Maybe you aren't the same around Capital Hill as you used to be. Maybe you find excuses to miss important meetings, and hearings. Maybe you have even become addicted to polls and statistics, or your mind is cloudy without a strategist around to help... You might be suffereing from pussiliency- behavior associated with pussiliapathology- and NOT EVEN KNOW IT!

There needs to be a test to help these poor unfortunate people that suffer in the cruel world of wussi-ness. A diagnostic tool to help these people talk to their chairpeople about their symptoms...

I have a few questions, but your help is needed!


1. Do you frequently have a burning sensation when you hear the word censure?

2. Do you have pressure in your hands when lobbyists talk about money?

3. Do you ever wish that you too had chosen service avoidance instead of a silly old purple heart medal?

4. Does the word 'swiftboat' make you think of windsurfing?

5. Do you think accountability is something better handled by H+R Block?

6. Do you accidentally attend meetings for the wrong party, or wear the wrong color ties?

23 comments:

Left of Center said...
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Left of Center said...

Well, I for one am easy diverted, do there. I think the heart of the problem is the DNC. Just scrap it. Get rid of the old coagulated blood. After we do that, the new people should be selected by taking online test such as the (Are you Evil test). Also the (Are you a smarmy bitch test). Lets combine our diversions with our aversions.

Kvatch said...

7. Do you view revivalist meetings and religious convetions as great places to raise campaign money?

pinkfem said...

Kvatch, that is a good one.

8. Do you find yourself thinking that constitutional rights aren't really so important since people aren't using them anyway?

9. Do you feel tired and defeated when you get up in the morning?

10. Do you cringe every time you hear the phrase "if you're not supporting the president, you're supporting the terrorists??

11. Is it starting to feel normal to walk around without any balls?

tp said...

Are you thinking the Bill of Rights makes good toilet paper? You MIGHt be a redneck I mean pussicrat.

Anonymous said...

The Gospel of the Corporate God by Gerry Spence

An eerie, fearsome religion has once again settled over America like an evil fog. It's not the worship of a dead prophet or of Gods flitting in the ether. This religion, always lurking in the shadows behind the struggle of ordinary citizens, is, as most religions, false. And, as most religions, it robs the people. Its principal dogma was stated in 1952 by Charles Erwin Wilson, then president of General Motor, when he said, "What's good for General Motors is good for the country." Its broader application, the theorem that has a bloody strangle hold on the people, on the environment, and yes, on the world, is what's good for the corporate God is good for Americans.

One wonders how the people of this country can stand mutely by and watch our country that is owned by the corporate glob continually strike out against the struggle of workers for a wage that at least equals a wage paid in l978. How do we endure a congress that allows corporate moguls, the wealthy and the powerful, own its members, a congress that snubs its nose at citizens' rights for health care, that reapportions the wealth of the nation by tax cuts for the rich, that strikes out at a judicial system that should be dedicated to deliver justice to the injured, the maimed and the forgotten, a congress that is ready to give up the earth and her splendor of riches for the profit of oil companies and polluting manufacturers, and, indeed, a congress that is willing to sacrifice the integrity of this country and the lives of its youth to gain unresolved benefits in waging war as an aggressor? Like most responses assembled to explain the irrational conduct of man, the answer is a certain religion.

The people believe. Believe. They elect representatives who believe. They endure all nature of hardship because of their beliefs. A taxi driver believes that if hungry mothers on welfare are deprived humane treatment the taxi driver will somehow benefit. His religion prevents him from understanding that for every penny of benefit he might receive by an inhumane abandonment of the poor, corporations scoop up billions in corporate welfare in the form of tax incentives, and subsidies that pillage the poor and middle class. Donald Barlett and James Steele wrote recently in Time Magazine that corporate welfare, [the nation's tithing to the church of corporate profit] is "a game in which governments large and small subsidize corporations large and small…." These reporters tell us that "the federal government alone shells out $125 billion a year in corporate welfare." which does not include what they call "a different kind of feeding frenzy that is taking place" at the state and local level where "politicians stumble over one another in the rush to arrange special deals for select corporations." All of this is in support of the religion that what is good for the corporate oligarchy is good for the people while such corporate welfare "eliminates rather than creates jobs." But the prevailing religion explains it all: Keep the faith. If the corporate hogs at the trough get fat, does it not follow that the people will somehow also benefit?

Faced with a choice between their own welfare and that of the corporate God, the people stand in fear. Dare they speak out against this religion? Would they be seen as communists or un-American? Must they not blindly embrace the false doctrine that if the rich cannot get richer there will be no crumbs left under the table for them?

Like all religions, the truth of doctrine must be accepted on faith. Facts are meaningless or if they are given attention, they become lost in arguments also based on faith. Workers who have loyally dedicated their lives to the religion discover that they are disposed of like dirty rags when they are no longer useful in the work place. The people, afraid to attack the church and its clergyæthe corporate owned mediaæsimply huddle in their faith and wait for the next corporate squeeze that will reduce even further their piddling wealth and their waning stature.

The Democratic Party, too, has been captured by this false religion. It has become nothing more than the other side of the corporate mouth, its eyes closed like the proverbial monkey's that can see no evil nor speak none. In shame we see it with its head bowed and nodding in sycophantic concurrence, its emptied heart given over to the Gods of corporate profit. Democrats whine over why they have done so poorly. How, they ask, could the party that purports to represent the people be abandoned by the people? And how, pray tell, could the people so enthusiastically hug the party that all of these years has stood steadfastly for the rich, the powerful and the corporate power structure?The answer, of course, is that the people have finally come to see those at the heart of this religion as their new prophets.
The wisdom of the times is to hate our fellow man and love the non-breathing, dead, corporate God, to distrust the worker who wants to join a union, to turn our backs on the poor, to cage the miscreants who are left with little other hope than that provided by crime, to throw up more prisons while we pay teachers less and erect fewer schools. We have come to believe that to build muti-billion dollar stadiums for rich team owners while our ghettos rot is just and American. What is the hope for America? Our children, and grandchildren cannot survive in a world where a false religion robs the poor, permits the corporate God to cheat its workers of their just dues and to steal their hard earned pensions while these criminals are tapped lightly on their lily white wrists.
We cannot survive as a nation in a world that sees us, in the best corporate style, bulling our poorer neighbors with the treat of our power. That might is right is at the foundation of this religion. To survive, we must set aside the religion of corporate omnipotence and tell the truth for once. As one correspondent wrote with heretical courage, let us, "Stand up honestly and courageously for workers, consumers, voters, investors, people who breathe air and drink water and eat food. Do what's best for them. Big business can take care of itself."
From here

earl bockenfeld said...

The Republican agenda is to turn the United States into a third-world shithole.

Not by explicit intent, of course, but by neglect, the promotion of incompetence, and short-sightedness. By treating government as a kleptocracy. By governing badly. By pandering to the stupid, by advocating superstition (let's pray and send bibles to New Orleans!), by poisoning our educational system with nonsense, by starting up destructive wars that enrich corporate cronies, by belittling expertise and favoring ideology, by ignoring freaking reality.

We're at one of those critical points in history. We can either destroy the Republican party by kicking every one of the bastards out of office*, or we can watch them destroy our country. This is the time for partisanship. I pick the side of America.

Carrie Oakey said...

Well, at least the Republicans have a plan! What's the Democrats? Giving handouts to lazy shiftless minorities who don't want to work? Letting in a bunch of mexicans? You liberals will never get it!

rev. billy bob gisher ©2005 said...

thanks to you I am ranked #8 on google now for pussiliency, and rising like a blue-steel throbber. thanks my bad sista for fopping such phat traffic on my ass!

YO!YO!

rev. billy bob gisher ©2005 said...

anonymous needs to write for readers digest.

1. Do you frequently have a burning sensation when you hear the word censure?

"let them eat cake"

2. Do you have pressure in your hands when lobbyists talk about money?

"no actually it's a finger up the ass"

3. Do you ever wish that you too had chosen service avoidance instead of a silly old purple heart medal?

"after the past 30 years, no make that the past forty years, the public should be getting the Purple Heart."

4. Does the word 'swiftboat' make you think of windsurfing?

"it was Kerry's hair's inability to move, that motivated him to wind surf in the first place"

5. Do you think accountability is something better handled by H+R Block?

"you spelled accountability correct, which means you don't have a shot at Helen in Oval Office, pun intended"

6. Do you accidentally attend meetings for the wrong party, or wear the wrong color ties?

"and frequently, porking a woman that is not their wife"

ELB said...

Wow anonymous...I love Gerry Spence in all his fringy madness out in Jackson Hole. But that was a bit long. Sometimes a link is better- not that it isn't appreciated, mind you.
We are peace loving hippies after all.

Kathleen Callon said...

I think Karl "Political Assassin" Rove must have something on every single one of them. It just doesn't make sense.

Kathleen Callon said...

Carrie,
Get some clothes on.

Elizabeth Lily Branford said...

What about lazy shiftless nude chicks? I think your sister is looking for you.


Kat- Feingold is looking better every day, opportunist or not- his colleagues failed him. Wusses.

Donkeyhue said...
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Donkeyhue said...

I think the correct word is PUSILLANIMOUS

Viva the soggy hot dog revolucion!!!

Shea Guevara said...

Awwwww poor rainy opening day donkey....

PUSI PATROL said...

I hate to rain on your parade yet again but the weather was great, not a drop in the sky. The beer was cold and the dogs were tasty. More importantly the METS WON!!!

your pusillanimous pussyfooting is quite amusing.

Shea Guevara said...

Drats. Their pussiliency is less than pussalicious, those shaggy haired Mets. Unlike the Yankees. Mets are the hippie-friendly team.

Nothing good about baseball since Ron Darling.

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Aloha!
Kauai

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